The Beginning of a ______ Friendship

I think after the last post I should explain what a Manders is, as some of you may not know this rare being. Mandi are mammals very closely related to humans.

Similar to the Spice Girls there 5 Types of Manders:-  

(in age order)

1. Wo-Manders
   
2. Indie-Manders
   
3. Hippie-Manders
   
4. Goth-Manders
   
5. Sporty-Manders
   

MAKING FRIENDS WITH A MANDERS

the Titch way 

The Manders that this way (the Titch way) of making friends with was a Hippie-Manders aka Manders.

So if you think you need to make friends with a Manders, this simple 8 step guide may be the key to your happiness.

1. Await the meeting of a Manders if a drinking Establishment (pre anti alcohol years)
2. Talk to the Manders and ask if they like "room odorisers"
3. Share "room odorisers"
4. Get a job with the Manders
5. Move in with Manders (by this point you should have learnt his name) 
6. Fall out with Manders and move out of the house*
7. Start Talking to Manders again*
8. Travel Europe with Manders**

Because popular (Ryan) demand every Post will have a Moral, so the Moral of this post is if you are going to make friends with Manders check that you have got plenty of spontaneity, enjoy "mushrooms" and Christmas dinner (non necessarily together) and have a passport

*Time saving tip you may want to miss out steps 6 and 7 even if that means missing out step 5 and possibly 4.

**Not entirely necessarily